Sunday, March 25, 2007
My Dad
Stevie has been doing such a wonderful job at repost some of my dad's best on his blogsite. I read his old posts and laugh. He had such a way with words. Like this one...
IT ALL FIT ~Originally published November 18, 2004~
I have everything I'm taking to Costa Rica packed into one bag. This is good. I ain't taking a whole lot with me, but I think I've still got more than I need. I am ready to go tomorrow.
I went by and had a nice visit with my mama today. She and my grandmother think I am very handsome now that I have a short haircut and no beard anymore. Awww... they love me even when I'm ugly.
I arrived back home this afternoon and had a typical polite, articulate message from Recondo 32 on my machine: "Hey, asshole! Turn off the porno movie, get your cock out of your paw and stop jacking off. Pick up the goddam phone, shit-bird!" See how MY FRIENDS talk to me? No wonder I'm so depressed all the time.
I watched a movie that had a hysterical woman in it. If I were a feminist, that kind of shit would piss me off. EVERY movie that has action and violence in it features at least one hysterical woman, you know, the one who goes to screaming pieces at the sight of blood, who can't see through the torrents of tears streaming from her eyes, who walks backward, trembling with fright and whimpering like a whipped dog, until she bumps into something she didn't see and screams some more.
What kind of message does that send? I AM WOMAN! Hear me WHINE and watch me act with the maturity and intelligence of a three year-old boy in a crisis situation. Got Dam! I can't call 'em "broads" anymore, because that's a sexist term. But Hollywood keeps showing hysterical wimmen by the truckload. Go figure.
I got a holiday greeting card from the US Post Office today. Why? What am I going to do if I DON'T receive that greeting card? Take my business elsewhere for home mail? What a useless gesture. How much did that shit cost?
I almost signed up for an internet dating service today. I chickened out at the last minute, mainly because I'm leaving the country tomorrow, and I want to be around to see what kind of fucked-up woman might be interested in ME when I post the bio I composed especially for the ad. Yeah, I like candle-lit dinners, long walks on the beach and taxidermy. You oughta see my stuffed armadillo collection.
I may have a guest blogger posting while I'm gone. I dared him, and he SAYS he has cast-iron balls. We'll see. He has the keys to the joint.
You gonna miss me while I'm gone???
I miss you now dad.
Posted By Sam @ 9:15 AM
| # |
I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful. I sin, but I'm not the devil. I'm good. but I'm not an angel.
~Marilyn Monroe
Who Am I?
My Blogger Profile
100 Things
E-mail Me
Ebay Listings
Myspace Profile
Portfolio
Help Me Go To Savannah!
Archives
Blogs
Gut Rumbles
Sun & Moon Sorcery
Caught In The X fire
Mom Is Nutz
Northwoods Woman
What now Murphy?
Wichi Dude
Theater of Soul
Tall Cool Drink of Water
Buy Your Musical Instruments Here: Music and Things
